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Today’s comic is about nudity in video games.

Rockstar has accepted money from me in the past on about five occasions. I bought GTA III, Vice City, San Andreas, Bully Scholarship Edition, and Manhunt 2. Also, I bought GTA IV on release day. Solid gameplay being the reason for it, and the open world sandbox gaming of GTA, and the mindbending take on proper societal behavior a close second reason. But here, in the first downloadable add-on for GTA IV was a tag that said ‘Full Frontal Nudity’.

Being a former kid, I remember seeing ‘Brief Nudity’ on things like NYPD Blue, and thinking to myself…’Sweet!’. Then, it ends up being the puckered hairy cheeks of Dennis Franz.

So when Rockstar delivers ‘Full Frontal’, I’d figure it would be something unexpected. But this! THIS is insane! Let me say this: You get to see the whole shebangabang. Warts and all. Twigs and berries. Meat and two veg. Heavy D AND the Boys. Wee Willie and the Winkies. Frank and Beans. Loggins and Messina. You get the drift. A buffalo shot to drive you screaming into the hill country.

The cartoon had around three different punchlines, varying from downright dirty, to a pun, and finally the one you see today. The pun punchline was my favorite. “I’ve Lost my erection and Damned if I’ll ever have another.” Too precious.

Hope you guys enjoyed the comic, and happy birthday to John, one of my readers and friends from high school!

Alienmastermind

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